Drunk 4-Year Old Steals Christmas

That was the title of this story out of Tennessee. And I don't pretend to know everything about comedy, but that is the single greatest headline I've ever read in my entire life. Also, the little boy was wearing a neighbor's Christmas dress. Awesome. Also, this is a picture of him:

I know, man - the holidays, amirite? Sometimes you just need a beer and some cross-dressing to try and unwind from it all.