Happy Groundhog Day!

It's been a while since I've updated this thing, I know. I've been busy. Busy being sick and participating in bowling tournaments. The sick part has stuck-the bowling, notsomuch.

But I will write more soon. I just wanted to acknowledge this High Holy Day, on which some sonofabitch rat tells ME whether or not this winter is gonna be a mild one; or long, cold, bleak and depresing enough to keep me inside watching "Skating With Celebrities".

Well go ahead, Phil. We're all waiting...