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Comedian Erin Conroy

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

HPV Is The New Black

Ahahahaha. I said that last week, and it's still making me laugh.

Hey, Claire Danes! Nice GAP commercial. Didn't you used to be in movies?? Point : Mary-Louise Parker.

You know what's annoying? Those stupid quizzes that are sent around to your e-mail or posted on your MySpace or wherever. No one really wants to know what the first song you listened to this morning was, or whether you prefer red or white wine. These details are inconsequential and stupid. I want to get to know the REAL you.

So fill out my quiz. Immediately:

1.) What is the capital of Oregon? (Don't look it up, cheater)

2.) If you could be any character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; who would it be, and how many times a day do you sob uncontrollably?

3.) What was the last present you gave to someone that you immediately wanted to take back, because you realized you didn't care for them at all, great-grandfather or not?

4.) How many fingers am I holding up?

5.) Ocelots or Okapis?

6.) Did you cry when Captain America died? I'll know if you're lying.

7.) Do you think I'll ever make First Chair in the London Philharmonic?

8.) Not even if I practice every day?

9.) Where were you when you found out Josh Ryan Evans died?

10.) What were you wearing?

11.) Do you find "Grey's Anatomy" contrived, or just gay?

12.) Do you have the time?

13.) Are you gonna eat that?

2 Comments:

At 9:43 AM, Blogger Jared said...

1.) What is the capital of Oregon? (Don't look it up, cheater)
the O...duh.

2.) If you could be any character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine; who would it be, and how many times a day do you sob uncontrollably?
the shapeshifter who could turn into a bucket of goo...and 3.

3.) What was the last present you gave to someone that you immediately wanted to take back, because you realized you didn't care for them at all, great-grandfather or not?
the gift of laughter...but that's tough to take back without choking the breath out of somebody.

4.) How many fingers am I holding up?
4

5.) Ocelots or Okapis?
Ocelots

6.) Did you cry when Captain America died? I'll know if you're lying.
I did not cry. I did, however, bleed red, white, and blue

7.) Do you think I'll ever make First Chair in the London Philharmonic? Nope.

8.) Not even if I practice every day? Nope.

9.) Where were you when you found out Josh Ryan Evans died? Sitting here, filling out this survey.

10.) What were you wearing?
the question is who was I wearing...some guy named Hanes.

11.) Do you find "Grey's Anatomy" contrived, or just gay? I have to pick one?

12.) Do you have the time? Yes...my nose doubles as a sundial

13.) Are you gonna eat that? *urp*

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Sara said...

I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I know you're talking about me, but I don't care. You're just so damn funny!

 

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