Man Accused of Beheading Duck at Hotel

That's an actual headline that caught my eye today. It gets better:

"Scott D. Clark, a guest at the Embassy Suites Hotel in St. Paul, cornered the duck early Saturday morning, grabbed the bird and ripped its head from its body while a hotel security guard and others watched, police said.
Clark then turned to onlookers and said: “I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it,” St. Paul police Sgt. John Wuorinen said. “He was allegedly drunk,” Wuorinen said."

Wow. I like that he was "allegedly" drunk. This means there is a possibility that he was sober when he ripped the head off a live duck in the middle of a hotel lobby.

More later.