Comedian Erin Conroy: Man Accused of Beheading Duck at Hotel

Comedian Erin Conroy

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Man Accused of Beheading Duck at Hotel

That's an actual headline that caught my eye today. It gets better:

"Scott D. Clark, a guest at the Embassy Suites Hotel in St. Paul, cornered the duck early Saturday morning, grabbed the bird and ripped its head from its body while a hotel security guard and others watched, police said.
Clark then turned to onlookers and said: “I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it,” St. Paul police Sgt. John Wuorinen said. “He was allegedly drunk,” Wuorinen said."

Wow. I like that he was "allegedly" drunk. This means there is a possibility that he was sober when he ripped the head off a live duck in the middle of a hotel lobby.

More later.


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