"Have You Let Jesus Into Your Heart?" "Well, He's Definitely Gotten Into My Liquor Cabinet..."

LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never doubted them. Not for a second.

OK-I'm going to be in DC this weekend. And by this weekend, I mean on Saturday. I have a show at Catholic University that starts at 7:30pm, and of course I'd love to see any familair faces. But be warned-I will be going onstage around 8pm, and leaving immediately after my set. I have a friend's farewell dinner that I have to get to. So anyone who was planning on attending the Catholic show for the sole purpose of pantsing or dead-legging me afterwards, you might want to change your plans.

But I'll be out drinking after that!

(You could at least act surprised)