Oh Really?

"I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I'm walking away with one thing, and it's not alimony, trust me."

That is a quote from Wendy Vitter, wife of Louisiana Senator David Vitter. Mrs. Vitter uttered these immortal words back in 2000 when asked what she would do if her husband ever strayed from the marital fold like his predecessor Former House Speaker Bob Livingston.

And now, in an ironic turn of events that can only be described as hilarious, her husband has confessed to soliciting services from DC Madam Deborah Jane Palfrey and her employees.

Leaving us all to recline comfortably atop our suddenly very high horses and say, "As you were saying, Mrs. Vitter?"