Alt-Comedy...(shakes head)

Hey, alt-comedy performers! Maybe I'm just un-hip, and I don't get it. But....I don't get it. Shouldn't you be telling...oh, I dunno.....jokes? Maybe? No? Oh, you're too good a comic to tell jokes? I see. Well, then carry on.

On to REAL comics...

George Carlin died. RIP, man.