My Country Beat Up Your Honor Student

Early 'Best Independence Day' wishes to everyone!

I will be spending my 4th of July serving drunk people more booze than their bodies can handle, and then sending them off into the streets where I trust they will continue to celebrate our nation's birthday responsibly.

Still better than what I was doing last year for the 4th. Oy.

I'm off to buy a Tears for Fears album. What are you doing with your hard-earned money?