And What Have You Done For America Lately?

The other day on the phone my sister said something that I considered to be unpatriotic. So I told her to change her attitude right quick, or else I would stab her through the heart with the American Flag. After a few moments of silence she hung up.

USA! USA! USA!

Anyhoo - I have a show on Tuesday, January 22nd at Gotham Comedy Club. That's right - a club I haven't been at before. You should come! I have no further details at this time.

2008 is going to be a banner year for me and my comedy! And also for my American Flag throwing skills, if a certain Commie-loving sister of mine doesn't toe the line.