Settling In...

For the longest f***ing day EVER. I went to bed at 6:15am. I am still drunk.

Two funny conversations from whatever the hell I went to last night:

Person #1: And he told me-'all the best lovers I ever had were priests!!'
Me: Well, there's a glimpse into a world I wanted nothing to do with...

and

Me (Upon meeting Liam Neeson): Hey! Weren't you in Star Wars? I mean, the first one. The good one. Weren't you in the one that maybe sucked a little bit?