I'm Seriously Considering Selling My Eggs....

Saw an ad that said people are willing to pay $8,000 for eggs.

Eight grand. Wow.


In other news-I recently got word that a good friend is moving. TO SWITZERLAND. Who goes to Switzerland? This guy, apparently. I'm not sure who he's told yet, so I won't name names. Suffice it to say he's one of my oldest friends, and more than likely needs a haircut right now.

More later.