The Humpty Dance

I'm listening to a "90s Hits" radio station. And yes indeed, it is as magical as it sounds. One second you're listening to TLC, the next second you're reminded with a shudder that Limp Bizkit was really popular in the 90s. Sunrise, sunset.

"The Humpty Dance" just started. This song kicks all kinds of ass, and that is an irrefutable fact. But I did not know that the name of the album it comes from is "Sex Packets". "Sex Packets". Are you wondering if the album cover sheds any light on these mysterious "sex packets"? Of course the album does:I don't know why I find this as funny as I do. Is it the Zebra hat? The glow-in-the-dark/radioactive condom from the future? Or the way the rest of the group is both respectful and wary of the future condom/zebra hat combination. How much awesome is too much awesome? Zebra hat knows. And he's not telling.

"Sex packets" would be an awesome name for a brand of snack cake.

AWESOME.

Crowded House is coming back to NYC for 3 nights of shows!!! This news makes me happier than this picture, and that's saying a lot. (Because this picture is amazing):