Blog? What Is This, Blog?

Dip, Beth and Katy were right. It's been a long time since I blogged. Forgiveness, please!!

So random thoughts time! Reason # 4,529,338 why I don't want kids: Movies like "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore". Commercials for this monstrosity have been playing nonstop while I'm trying to enjoy my grown-up shows, like "Wipeout" and "Spongebob Squarepants". For no good reason, I hate this movie. I hate that it's a sequel, I hate that the dogs and cats are spies, I hate that there are sunglasses EVERYWHERE. The worst thing about this movie, and all movies of it's ilk? Parents who try to convince other sane and rational adults to see them so they feel better about the experience. "It was actually really cute! For adults AND kids! You should see it, there was a lot of grown-up humor." I don't belieeeeeeeve you. None of you. Stop shouting on Facebook that "How To Train Your Dragon" was truly LOLZ, or that "Furry Vengeance" didn't make you want to cut your femoral artery. You sit on a throne of lies.

And shame on you for letting your kids dictate how you spend your hard-earned fandango money. You better believe if I had kids, they'd be going to see what I wanted to see, or they wouldn't be going at all. What's the big deal? Besides, if I take them to see the newest movie in the "Saw" franchise, they learn an important life lesson about lazy filmmaking. And how to sack up and stop being such a wuss, it's so OBVIOUS that's a fake spleen.

Sonofabitch:

Now they're learning to drive - soon there will be no escape. We must take to the skies!!